pedo_bear_by_theshadowsnightmare-d4fk8wi Do you know what a “Bagel Girl” is? It is a Klown slang term for a girl who has a woman’s body (tits and pubes I’m guessing) but the face of a child.  This is the most desired version of the female form in this deeply fucked, unredeemable social shithole.  You see, the Klown men want to feel as though they are fucking a child without the whole business of actually fucking a child – although truth be told they do plenty of that.  Korean men are South-east Asia’s largest customer group for underage sex apparently.  Beating out (pun intended) countries with far larger populations, the per capita rate of pedophilia seems unreasonably high for Asia’s Gallbladder.  There are some, like the recent missed-opportunity-for-an-abortion ajosshi, who just go ahead and and rape an infant, thus murdering the baby.  At least that fuck got arrested, where he will no doubt serve a year or two (if not just immediately released) and then be loosed back on the vomit-strew playgrounds of Klown.  Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus. In schools, teachers can fuck underage students basically at will since not a fucking thing will happen to them.  There are so many sex criminals working as teachers in the Klown education system they could fill an airplane… an airplane which should then be driven straight into the middle of an ocean.

In Klown – a place where all human decency, altruism and sense of community has not only long since died, but has been exhumed, violated anally and then covered in a coating of phlegm, vomit and urine before being unceremoniously tossed in a roadside ditch – it is the mission of the ajosshi ruling class to defecate on and destroy every last vestige of innocence and purity.  And what better way than to sexualize minors and then make the actual act of sexual violation of said minors a sort of decriminalized “vice”. Fuck this place.  It makes me feel physically revulsed. I’m not even going to bother linking the news articles for this post.  You go ahead and Google it.  I’m so fucking sick of this kuntry and it’s fucked up, brain dead, head-in-the-sand, shallow, soulless, utterly selfish, myopic, sado-masochistic abusive bullshit that I don’t feel like re-reading these headlines, let alone the stories, that make me sick to my stomach. But hey, nothing more evil than Quincy Black or Vadim Scott or whomever the evil westerner fucking the jailbait is.  Fuck those guys, by the way.

For all you readers out there:  do you feel like you want to fuck a child?  do you feel like that elementary school girl is “giving you the look”?  do you think those middle school girl hiking up their skirts “want it”? Do me and the rest of the species a giant Klownisms favor, okay?  I want you to head over to the kitchen, grab the biggest, sharpest knife you can find and open up your jugular with it.  It’ll only hurt for half a second, and the rest will come very swiftly, trust me.  The amount of Klown-like pain and suffering you will spare the human race will be worth it.  Don’t be a Klown.  Off yourself. But pedo pieces of shit don’t off themselves often enough, do they?  Instead, they move to Klown.  Why?  Because from what anyone with a brain can tell, pedo behavior is not just decriminalized here, it’s wholesale fucking encouraged.  By the entire pop culture.  Where else in the first world can one go where the statutory rape spirit of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is institutionalized to the point of inhabiting every screen on every channel? 11005745_10155299765050473_1344131339_n(1) Look at this fucking waste of DNA.  She’s an internet “star” here in Klown.  Her videos for some reason pop up on my Facebook feed in the form of advertising.  Her schtick is to act like a 4 year old while flaunting her surgically-enhanced chest like a street corner whore looking for some crack money. This is sexy in Korea.  A woman acting like a toddler, holding a Pororo microphone and wearing an Elmo hat.  Oh, and from the neck down a Hooters waitress. Now as much as I am not a fan of Iggy Azalea and Nikki Minaj and Beyonce, at fucking least they look like women, not children.  If a woman wants to sell her sex, be it on screen or on a motel bed, I can tolerate that, just as long as she is a woman, a cognitively and emotionally responsible grown-ass woman – not a fucking child.GIRLS_ Day_kpop24.com1 This is some meaningless, interchangeable girls’ group apparently called “Girl’s Day”, which on the surface would sound empowering. “Oh hey, we’re Girl’s Day, here to usher in a new dawn of equality!”  But no.  It’s a bunch of ajosshi-3.8-inch-cock guzzling whores who, again, have their lady parts prominently displayed in cheap polyester while their faces say, “Hey!  I’m not just young, I’m a toddler!  Look how sexually desirable my far-past-the-point-of-relatable looks are!  Come on boys!   You know you want to impose your will upon my helpless, stickerbook-weilding ass! Come on girls!  You know you want to be exactly like me – waif-like, moronic and hyper-sexualized!” And yes, these teenagers guzzle ajosshi cock or they don’t get screen time.  We learned as much from the Jang Ja-yeong suicide, as if any reasonable person couldn’t figure it the fuck out in the first place. Honestly, when I was planning to write this piece, I had something more complete in mind.  More links, more pictures, more examples… but as I sat down to actually type it, I realized I didn’t have the desire to go through it all again, not even to spell it all out for you.  The Klown obsession with not only degrading and disempowering women (half the population), but fetishising them at an age where they are so impressionable that such overwhelming social pressures and media messages can’t help but warp the mind is sick.  It symptomatic of a greater population that has so completely abandoned the core ethical principles of modern society that it difficult for me to even include them in the phrase “my fellow man”.

You know who plays in kiddie pools with yellow rubber duckies?  4 year olds.

Yeah.  You wish ajosshi.  Smallest dicks in the world.  Maybe that’s exactly why they sexualize children worse than a Japanese hentai mag.  Maybe it’s all about their needle dicks.  Child-size penises seeking out children?  Once again, just go get that kitchen knife.

You can do a search for “cute k-pop” on YouTube.  What you get is one scene of “playing with stuffed animals” juxtaposed with twerking.   “Making cupcakes with pouty lips” followed by “repeated crotch rubbing”.  “Coloring in my coloring book” next to “Jersey turnpike”.  “Changing my diapers” alongside “riding a sybian”.  It’s fucked up. And it’s on every channel.  And it’s everywhere.  And it gets worse every year.  And it’s marketed directly to pre-teen girls.  And it contains absolutely no positive or empowering messages – it’s all “Oppa! I’ll pout and you’ll treat me badly but I’ll chase you wearing a onesie so you’ll smile at me and give me a lollipop.”  And no, this isn’t some curmudgeonly disparagement of something found everywhere…. this is some sick shit and it goes way beyond the natural tendencies of men to favor youth.

And perhaps I know why.

Women are Korea’s only hope.  The men are so far-gone that it’s useless to try to save them.  They are universally despised – by everyone from Indonesian tourist hotspots to Lufthansa employees to White House staff to one another.  Ajosshis are hated, and hate each other, and hate themselves, which is why they kill themselves so fucking frequently.  Korean women might actually be able to save something from the sinking ship of Klown, but so threatened are ajosshi by women, so deathly afraid that women might actually prove them redundant, that they actively marginalize them on a scale unseen by a world where women have been marginalized for millennia.  The message to young women is clear: “You are worthless as anything but a sexual object, and only then as long as you pretend to be below the age of majority.  You shall have no power.  You shall have no authority.  You shall have no self-respect, let alone the respect of others.  You will take your obedient place in the line-up of the over one million prostitutes we have in Klown.”

I’m not a woman or a raging feminist, but I teach these young girls the industry is targeting.  I see the effect it has on their already beaten and defeated minds and spirits.  It upsets me.. but in Klown, it doesn’t surprise me.

So once again, fuck you Klown.

20 thoughts on “K-Pedo

  1. You make me wish I had a spare $250,000 lying about, because I’d buy you a spot on a radio station and syndicate your ass.
    1 minute Rant:
    Every fucking prostitute, bagel girl, hostess girl, bar girl, or whatever girl that you fuck for money, every little Kpop vid you yank off to, every student you feel up, is someone’s daughter, sister, mother. It may be useless to arouse any kinder, sympathetic feelings in someone who may want to fuck his own daughter, sister or mother, but today I’m feeling generous, especially after remembering the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah in the good ol’ bible. Not that anyone here is a bible thumping Christian. I’m just another idiot, struggling to understand the idiocy of my own fellow humans. Yeah, youth and innocence are attractive, but when did it become OK to abuse it? When did it become the ultimate prize? By the way, take a look at your own sagging faces, discolored teeth, and yellowing flesh before you say: “But I still LOOK young for an ajosshi!” as you moan and groan over another incarnation of your dewy eyed, innocent fantasy girl.

    I wonder if there is even one righteous Klownish man left in the whole of Klown. Abraham couldn’t even find 10.

    Oh. Here’s a happy comment or two on the subject:

  2. I was teaching at a kindy in Seoul. We did a play about Ali Baba and the girls’ mothers bought them legit harem costumes with fake boobs. It was uncomfortably weird. Especially since one of the girls was only 4 and the rest were 6. But of course in Korea they’re all 7 which makes no fucking sense.

      • I remember one time our school was doing some sort of talent show. There was a dance group made of 4th, 5th, and 6th grade girls doing a dance cover of some Kpop group, except it was one of those dances that elementary aged school girls should not be doing. All the foreign teachers were just standing there, mouths open, talking about how inappropriate it was and how uncomfortable we were watching it. And yet, all the Korean moms and teachers all thought the whole thing was a hoot and just couldn’t get enough of it.

  3. Lol. I have to admit. It’s fucking weird how obsessed Koreans (and their Japanese counterparts) are with young-looking girls. Being “cute” is not associated with sex in other cultures. I don’t understand how men get a hard on for women that are 23 acting like they are 13. And the shelf life for them isn’t long either. Most singers, performers, and actresses are discovered in like middle school. Even if they debut later, they are groomed from their early teens. Then they are like ejected and burned out after a few years of being famous. I remember that one time when one girl group (I can’t recall which) tried to enter the American market. They did a performance on some night show. Jay Leno, maybe? Everyone in the audience was just like “What the fuck is going on?” No one understood why there was 9 girls ALL singing and dancing in skimpy costumes with 2X4 bodies.

  4. It took me about 10 seconds to figure out that Korea “infantilizes” women. Just like you it doesn’t creep me out one bit that grown women decide for whatever reason to take up sex work for a living. But there it is, right there every day for everyone to see on prime time television and in advertising, it’s everywhere. Aegyo, stupidly childlike cute. I’ve seen Korean dramas where the main female character is supposed to be in her late twenties and she’s never been kissed. Right a 29 year old Korean virgin. I’m buying it. She sleeps with stuffed animals and dreams of oppa “taking responsibility” for her. He’s usually a rich guy who’s overbearing parents are willing to commit unspeakable crimes to keep them apart. It’s fascinating and appalling at the same time. I will also say that the trend sometimes reverses itself. All those creepy boy groups have 20 to 30 year old “boys” doing the same damned thing. Acting stupid, sexually naive and cute. That is if they aren’t performing homoerotic fan service for their legions of four eyed shut ins. They may be 25 but they still look 14. What fucking grown ass 20 something woman gets slippery over some dude who’s so smooth faced and skinny they look like their 14 year old nephew? This is youth culture gone past the point of decency. Not only that let a poor woman turn 30 and she’s over the hill. She’s been ajumma zoned. Sexual currency all used up bitch, you’re worthless. The hypocrisy of it all just stuns me. I keep watching it all from my monitor thinking surely someone will call this bullshit. Surely women are tried of this crap. Sucking dick, getting their asses whipped daily, going to school and studying that rote shit for years only to be back burnered to boiling shitty pots of bone soup and raising some absentee mother fucker’s whelps. All while he swills cheap booze every night and gets his “pepper” yanked by some teen age sex worker. No wonder they marry Americans when they get the chance and get the fuck outta there.

  5. Perhaps that was SNSD/Girls Generation on David Letterman in 2012? YouTube Link here:

    Look, I have to admit I am just as puzzled by Koreans and Japanese men getting hard for women acting like pre-pubescent girls, but I have begun to think of and come up with some half ass theories while imbibing my favorite beverage tonight. Now, I’ve heard a lot of male conversations while serving said beverages, and I’ve heard the boys on the western side of the big water fill the room with enough hot air and scathing comments to burn the skin off the devil himself, but I am no psych major or doctor to expound expert insights. Here’s some things that have passed my mind some nights:
    There’s a kind of angst or impotent rage that possesses some men when it comes to women, especially women who appear to know as much as, or more than they do. Innocence can be predictable. Bitches, bad girls, sluts (whatever label is applied), in control of themselves are not predictable; its damn scary when you can’t predict what a person is going to do next. It’s hard to be with a girl who knows more than you do, because she might figure out he’s not all his game face says he is.
    Innocence can seem more mysterious than experience; that’s why its challenging to convince a shy fat girl out of her clothes, yet oddly, seems like its just work to convince a hottie to undress, because she knows her body is beautiful and desirable. Her confidence undermines vs. complements this man’s confidence.
    Innocence is fun to corrupt. As one Korean guy said: “white paper is easy to get dirty”
    At its best, innocence is a non-jaded, untainted view of the world, a fresh vigor, a lack of baggage, a sweetness that is absent from people who have been around the block a thousand times, seen it all and done it twice and gotten the t-shirt. Its a powerful aphrodisiac.
    I got the distinct impression some men wanted to step back in time to a blissful ignorance, like a Peter Pan who magically gets to be innocent again, when they spoke of this girl or that; but then there were men who wanted to stay right where they were at and seemed to want a bagel girl just because they could have one.
    Wryly: Its a delusion of genders on both sides, eh?
    Ok, my glass is empty.

    • So many good points here, ones I was prompted to think about as well by this post. I agree about the “angst or impotent rage” that results from being outsmarted by a woman. There is a certain type of man that cannot and will not stand being bested by a female. And speaking from experience, the lengths to which some will go to ensure this doesn’t happen vary from funny to frightening.

      One example: I worked for/with 2 men recently who did this exact same slight of hand whenever we were having a conversation and I appeared to know more than them. It wasn’t even about winning an argument or a debate, just if I exhibited some knowledge in casual conversation that they didn’t possess (therefore putting them in the position of being the taught, the inferior, the less-knowledgeable one) this is what they would do: RESTATE BACK TO ME exactly what I had *just* said, as if I hadn’t said it, and as if it was his original thought/idea. The first guy, we’ll call him Chucky, did this all the time. At least 50% of every “conversation” we had was like this. It was truly egregious and upsetting. The second guy only did it a couple of times and also, it was retroactive. Like he would restate something at a later date.

      It was hard for me to fathom what was going on in their minds, but the message was chilling once I finally grasped it. It was like they were just obliterating me on the spot, sucking up my voice and making it their own, overriding the basic and simple authority I have and which everyone has as a fellow human being with a point of view and an experience.

      I saw a so-called kpop video recently where the female singers (again, like 23 of them in one group… lol) were dressed in office attire and, rather than working, were in an office setting sliding sexily across the furniture, humping file drawers and licking staplers. Has anyone else seen this? Talk about sending a message: images clearly made to assuage male anxiety about having females in the workplace, don’t you think?

    • Well for me that just makes it even creepier. I mean if you’re pimping out your young women from 13 there’s no cherry to be plucked at 23 regardless of the plaid skirt and rubber duckie prop. What is the entire country one big kiddie porn scam? Your Korean metaphor reminds me of another I’ve often heard, “you can’t cover up the sky with your hand”.

  6. Just asked my Korean wife about bagel girls and the first name she came out with was Miranda Kerr, who she said was the most famous example. So I guess it isn’t just about K girls. Anyway Nice to see you back. Always a good read.

    • Does Miranda Kerr behave like she’s posing at the Sears portrait studio in the infants section? Like her preschool is putting on an easter play? Wike hew widdle pinga ‘as a boo boo?

      • This false equivalency with this guy is ridiculous.So typical.Anyway,damn you K!! I have a 6 year old daughter here! I need to get a job in the States really quick! haha. You know what man?On a kinda unrelated note but still pertinent to this batshit culture…I was just at the playground today and my daughter came to me and said one of the girls at the playground snottily told her that she won’t play badminton with her because my daughter is one year younger so my daughter is “dong seng.”I have witnessed this a couple of times here already K. If you could only see the hurt look in my daughter’s eyes when she told me the girl didn’t want to play with her because of her age.I have to try to explain this archaic culture to her.My daughter doesn’t understand it.Children have to be taught this ageism BS, just as children have to be taught bigotry and racism.I refuse to teach her this insanity.

  7. It’s easy to feel like a man when you’re dealing with a young, “innocent” girl with the intelligence and emotional maturity of a teenager. Sexuality intimidates insecure men (and women).

    Korean men possess a certain kind of insecurity when it comes to their masculinity, which is different from the American variety. Koreans don’t have the same level of aversion to homosexuality as the typical American frat-bros do, but when it comes to their hold on “their” women, I think Korean men are particularly insecure. Try hitting on a Korean girl while her male friends are around. Western (at least American) men from my experience don’t care if a female friend is getting hit on, but Koreans get creepily territorial about their female friends.

    Korean men value “innocence” in women because it makes them feel like men when they can dominate such a woman. I think your small cock metaphor is on point.

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